Monday, June 29, 2009

june 29th, 4:35 AM

today i woke up at 1:00 by my aunt's face right up in mine. If you've ever seen my aunt; you know this is not a pleasant way to wake up. she asked me if i wanted tuna salad. i didnt, but i said yes because she is one of those crazy people who eats something at every meal time. She gave me a lecture about not eating dinner last night. I got up and went into the kitchen to eat her fucking tuna salad. 100 calories per can. We split the can. she had tortilla chips(300), a coke(110), 2 pieces of bread(160), 1/2 can of tuna(50). total=420. i had 1/2 a can of tuna(50), and a diet sprite(0). Total=50. I could have done better. i could have not eaten at all. i did 200 crunches and then fell asleep again until 6. for dinner i had 2 diet sprites(0), 1/2 a piece of pizza(300).total=300. I had to eat the pizza at the urging of my aunt. Immediately after dinner i excused myself to go "take a shower", aka get-all-of-this-shit-out-of-my-system-as-fast-as-possible. I turned on the water and heaved up all of her precious pizza. I washed the disgusting cheese taste out of my mouth, and then did 400 more crunches. i watched a movie with my aunt and uncle. i had to listen to them smacking away on ice cream through the entire thing. it was incredibly distracting. I drank glass after glass of water and tried to breathe through my mouth, so i wouldnt have to smell the ice cream. i did another hundred crunches and then went to bed.Total caloric intake for the day=350

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